Pull jokes

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!