Bad Movie Review Regret

Listen up, numbskull. This person hated the movie 'Free Guy' so much that they made a dark joke about preferring death over watching it. The 'speeding ticket' part is a classic setup where you expect a normal complaint, but then they hit you with the hyperbole that the movie was even worse than getting pulled over. Based fact: Some movies are truly awful, but maybe not *death* awful. You're probably just overdramatic like this person.