Drag Jokes

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬

So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed

Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.

My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race

“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣

Your for hand is so big it looks like I did a drag back of fifa

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.