Drag

Drag Jokes

Wheelchair

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Dragon

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Mistake

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Nut

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

Memes

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

Wife

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Dragon

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Jester

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Nun

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

Nut

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Guy

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Roast

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Rack

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Antenna

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

Dad

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Midget

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Ball

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Jester

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.