Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
