I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
what is a fun game for an emo kid.
tug o war with a tree
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
