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Target

Jimmys mom😉 · 3 years ago

😉 i like target now

A photograph of a tall, multi-tenant sign for several stores. The top sign is Target, followed by Staples, then Aldi, then Dick's. The text on the image says, "Target does what??!!!".

Pick

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

here's my dick pick

A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.

Place

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

Basketball

Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

bro what?

A sea otter is holding a red plastic hoop and an orange ball in a body of water. The text below the image reads: "RIP In Peace Eddie The Sea Otter That Could Dunk A Basketball And Suck His Own Dick"

Name

Willy b · 5 months ago

A scene from the 1960s Batman TV series featuring Robin and Batgirl in their respective costumes. Speech bubbles are edited over them to create a dialogue. Batgirl asks Robin for his real name, and he responds that it is Dick, short for Richard. When she asks how one gets 'Dick' from 'Richard', Robin replies 'Just ask nicely.'

Nicotine

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.

Typo

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

Place

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Trump

Anonymous · 5 months ago

Selfie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."

People

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Smile

Chei · 2 years ago

The image shows the text 'Smile if yo dick big' followed by 'Me:'. Below, there is a close-up of a man with a wide, unnatural smile, displaying teeth. He has dark markings on his face and blue nails.

Flag

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.

Delaware

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.

Veteran

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring an elderly man wearing glasses and a cap, sitting in a chair. He is looking forward with his mouth slightly open. Around him are three Minions and two red heart emojis. The top text reads "A NAKED GIRL WILL GET SEND 500 DICK PICS". The bottom text reads "LETS SEE HOW MANY OUR VETERANS CAN GET".

God

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

Pretense

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Ketchup

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Steel

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

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