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𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'

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The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

Bozo

The image shows an oak tree with a face. Above the tree, text says: "oh no my dad is driving drunk someone stop him!" some random oak tree:

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a silhouette of Batman hanging from a tree, with a dark, cloudy sky in the background. The city skyline is visible in the distance. The text "BATMAN QUITS" is at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

wonder if he's thinking about me
I need to reach that tree before that
car or I'll die

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows two characters from the anime Naruto, Guy at the top and Kakashi at the bottom. Guy says, "I can jump higher than trees." Kakashi retorts, "Trees can't jump."

DreamBlue

An image showing a penguin with a surprised expression, overlaid with a faint, blurry version of itself. The text above the penguin reads, "Tree when he entered the classroom."

timmyy

A multiple choice question about food that grows on trees. The options include pizza, carrots, apples, oranges, coconuts and cake. Pizza, carrots and cake are marked as correct choices.

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

Hollow Knight Is Great

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

tabs1528

The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

Heroin Monkey

A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Heroin Monkey

A photo split into two sections, the left side shows the side of a gray car, the right side is the shadow of a tree. The image text reads, "Am I schizo or is that Johnny Bravo?"

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting of George Washington in a frame is on a wall. A speech bubble reads, "Jorg Washingmachine". A Roblox character stands before the image.

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

“I am groot”

The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.

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