I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Blind Date
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The humor comes from the double meaning of 'pulling my leg.' The blind woman, because she's blind, is not aware of the actual size, so thinks it is very big. The other person replies using a common phrase, 'pulling my leg', which also references a physical action as a result of the missing leg. The joke is also dark and inappropriate because it deals with a sexual topic and disability.
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Haven't you ever heard of punctuation?
Jack
Don't skip leg day!
Michael
Should have kept quiet
Richard
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