"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Profession Jokes
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Tell who we are.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
