What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
911 vs. Gardener
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke plays on the double meaning of "outside job." You see, 911 is an emergency number that folks call when something bad happens OUTSIDE. And a Mexican gardener? Well, stereotypes got people thinking they work OUTSIDE. It's a pun, get it? Now go back to drooling.
Shower thoughts
Pretty good, pretty clever