What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
