What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok π
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"