Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Profession Jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
