Profession jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.