Profession jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.