Product jokes
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.