I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Whistle Puns
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, smarty-pants! The joke is all about how "wooden" sounds like "wouldn't", and each time the dude buys a new whistle, the joke adds more words that sound like "wouldn't". It's stupid. You are stupid. Now go back to watching cat videos or whatever it is you do.
Comments (2)
Johnnnn Cena
:l Wth is that?
Cow Guard
I understand the joke, but i think it would be better to use the metal known as "Lead" as the last one instead of a Light-Emitting Diode. But i suppose a bit of lead won't lead anywhere.