This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Chocolate Mud Bath
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who can't tell their butt from a hot rock. Basically, someone thought they were taking a normal bath, but SURPRISE! It was a chocolate mud bath, and now they're covered in chocolate. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda gross. And you, my friend, probably thought chocolate came from a chocolate tree.
Gwen
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