Baby shampoo jokes
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"