Condom company jokes
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
A condom!
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”