Condom company jokes
A condom!
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."