Condom company jokes
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.