When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanige? Because he want to get money to buy a familly since they wolnt buy him.
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
Why does the orphan not buy milk
That’s what there parents are doing
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
what egg do u buy a orphan?
free range
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
