Buy jokes
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"