Velcro

Velcro Jokes

Item

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

Black kid

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

Olympics

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers