Velcro jokes
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.