Velcro jokes
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
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