The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Velcro Jokes
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
