When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"
