Hoover jokes

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

Do you want to buy my Hoover?

I mean... it's just collecting dust.

What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?

Dam fools.

What do you call sex with a hoover?

Clean sex.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.