Product Jokes

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

"A satisfactory."

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

Joke Tide.

Bleach!

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

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