I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Bleach!
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Joke Tide.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
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Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
