Product

Product Jokes

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

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And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.