Dairy Product jokes
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Kaas.
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Milk (DYM 115).
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.