Dairy Product jokes
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 馃ク?
Scream Cheese 馃槺.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What鈥檚 long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.