Dairy Product

Dairy Product Jokes

Dairy

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Bagel

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.

Orphan

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Memes

Butter

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Grandmother

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Cheese

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Cheese

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Margarine

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Cheese

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.