Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
