Dairy Product jokes
Milk (DYM 115).
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Oh, he needs some milk!
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.