Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
