What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, slowpoke! This joke is funny because it points out something unexpected. Tofu is a food that people use instead of meat, and a dildo is, uh, also used instead of meat... in a different way. Get it? You probably don't, which is why you are on this website. I bet you eat your boogers.