Apology From Condom Factory

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that your birth certificate is compared to an apology from a condom factory. This means that you were an accident, and the condom factory is sorry that you were born. Based!

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