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Apology From Condom Factory

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that your birth certificate is compared to an apology from a condom factory. This means that you were an accident, and the condom factory is sorry that you were born. Based!

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