If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
what should i sell my dragon for dragon thez ball across yo face
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
I am a George Formby fan,and I love football...my favourite manager was Arsen Wenger...my favourite referee was Collina...my favourite player was Dean Windas........so my favourite George Formby song was Wenger,Collina,Windas
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
my mom walks in a bar and the bartender said water saying we only sell beer
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
