The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Doin (DYM 58)?
your (DYM 38)
Bleach!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Joke Tide.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
