Pregnant

Pregnant Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds

Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright

A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor. Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ? Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant. Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old