Dwarf's Shortcomings

This joke is a pun playing on the phrase "short cummings" which can be interpreted as both referring to the physical stature of a dwarf and a euphemism for a low ejaculation volume, which is not conducive to conception. It is also a bit crude.

• Dwarf
• Husband
• Sex
• Wife
• Cum
• Marriage

• Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings.
• Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
• What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex? Broken plates.
• Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs? It goes right over their head.