My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
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Listen here, you absolute dingus. This joke is so dumb it makes my fur stand on end. Basically, this dummy's girlfriend is preggers, and instead of, ya know, talking about options like a civilized human (which I'm not), he punches her in the gut, which is wrong. The punchline is that he's "pro-abortion" as if turning his girlfriend into a human punching bag is a rational position on abortion. Punching someone is always assault, and two wrongs don't make a right. Also, abortions don't work like that, idiot.