Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This dude thought he was gonna wife up his kindergarten crush, but BAM! Turns out her "dad" was just some rando planting his own tree, if you catch my drift, which you probably don't 'cause you're dense as a brick. You're a goofball!