You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." đ
Huh Iâm pregnant again must be something in the air, Yea your legs
When you end up pregnant.......
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON'T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP..but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON'T STOP DON'T STOP đ
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out sheâs not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
How do you know if a black ladyâs pregnant? - U put a Bannanna up her vagina and see if any little Monkeys come and get it
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said âsally itâll be ok Iâm sure sheâll be happy to get a grandsonâ âyeah thanks suzyâ she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didnât show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom Iâll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands âoh hello. Is that Sallyâs son!! Can I see sally?â Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone âhere lies sally 2004-2020â so I ask her mom in tears âoh did she not make it through the birth?â And her mom replied âyou could say that..â
What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step Push em
Mom Iâm pregnant are you drunk why because your boy
I don't like condoms but I like gay pregnant X
A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor. Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ? Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant. Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of âwomen onlyâ events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now sheâs pregnant with a 5 year old
