Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
my sister is pregnant i’m a be a dad
yeah u can call me daddy son
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
