My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Digiorno Baby Name Reveal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead! You really thought this guy was gonna name his kid after some frozen pizza? The punchline plays on the Digiorno pizza slogan, implying the wife had an abortion. It is morbid humor because abortion is a sensitive topic. You are one dumb son of a...
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