I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Unfair Arrest
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly human. You're trying to compare yourself to a baby. BABIES CAN'T BE ARRESTED. They can kick all they want inside their mom's tummies, and it's not illegal. You, however, are an adult and actions do have consequences!