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Unfair Arrest

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

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    Listen up, you silly human. You're trying to compare yourself to a baby. BABIES CAN'T BE ARRESTED. They can kick all they want inside their mom's tummies, and it's not illegal. You, however, are an adult and actions do have consequences!

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