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♱‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖔♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙♱ · 26 days ago

when you get back from summer break and your teacher is pregnant

An illustration of Philip J. Fry from Futurama squinting his eyes suspiciously, with handwritten text above his head reading 'I know what you did last Summer'. The context refers to returning to school after summer vacation only to find out a teacher is visibly pregnant.

Horse

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Farm

gyattohio · 1 year ago

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Parody

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" with a very big belly, appearing in a movie poster that reads: Saving Pregnant Brian. In the background, there is a landscape with a soldier silhouette.

Pregnancy

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows two drawings of people. On the left, there's a woman with orange hair in a ponytail, wearing a black top. On the right, there's a man with purple hair, glasses and an angry face with mouth open. The text on the image reads: "Only Females can get Pregnant" above the woman, and "SOURCE!?!" below the man.

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.

Kill

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

Fat

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS

A man with a beard and a cat filter on his face points his finger. The text above him says, "Potentially Pregnant."

Name

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Facebook comments section. Kerri Thorpe comments, "This is actually a disgusting video, my sons names jaxx and regardless of what others think of it he loves his name. Gosh imagine making this video while pregnant also, embarrassing." Natalie Anne Forde replies, "Jax means toilet here in ireland 🇮🇪".

Muslim

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A close-up selfie of the streamer Ninja with bright blue hair, sitting in a car and wearing a seatbelt. A text overlay reads: 'Just roundhouse kicked another pregnant muslim in the stomach, thank me later #bombdefused'.

Pie

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Uncle

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Baby

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."

Emoji

daz_potato · 3 years ago

OH MY GAWWWD-

A pregnant man emoji with a blonde hair and a blue shirt, holding his belly, with a red thought bubble in the upper left corner.

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post that says "Me when mommy was pregnant and swallowed daddy's cummies" above an image of Spongebob Squarepants with his eyes closed and hands on his belly saying "Mmmm"

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Father Figure

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.