What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Pregnancy Jokes
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
