What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Day for Twins
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that "twins" sounds like "twice", and "Toos-day" (or Tuesday) sounds like "two's day"... get it? It's like, a day for two things, which are twins. You probably still don't get it, but that's okay. Not everyone can be smart, especially you.