Burger King's Whopper

Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up buttercup. This "joke" is all about Burger King and Dairy Queen gettin' it on, but Burger King forgot to wrap his "Whopper." "Whopper" is Burger King's famous burger, but it sounds like "whopper," which is slang for a big ol' ding-dong. Wrapping it means puttin' on a condom. This resulted in Dairy Queen gettin' knocked up.

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