Vasectomy jokes

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.