Vasectomy jokes

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.