Vasectomy jokes

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Why would you make jokes about birth control?

It's a great labour-saving invention.

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.