If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
