How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.