Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
Rape jokes like Cancer jokes or Aids jokes are just Humorous Wordplay. If you don't AGREE send me Your Details and we'll see if you Prefer Actual Rape to a Harmless RAPE JOKE.... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMOURLESS SHIT MUNCHERS
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Why do orphans prefer ikea to the Home Depot? Because the Home Depot provides supplies for home. IKEA just provides furniture
why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
