Preference jokes
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.