penis.
I like penis.
Preference Jokes
I like CHEESE!
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
I like mangoes.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
