I love Little Mix.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
why do indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
