Preference jokes

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

penis.

I like penis.

I like CHEESE!

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

I like mangoes.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.