Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how some folks think that dudes who are really into Taylor Swift must not be straight. It's playing on stereotypes, which, let's be honest, aren't always spot on, especially coming from someone who probably wears socks with sandals. I bet you don't even know the difference between a simile and a metaphor, do you?