Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Dick's Sporting Goods
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of the name "Dick's." It's a sports store, but "dick" is also slang for, uh, a certain male body part that gays might be interested in. Get it now, genius?
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