Preference jokes
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What's your religion?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁