Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
why do indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
