Preference jokes
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).