I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
