Preference jokes
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.