Me: I wouldnβt want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: Youβre so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Preference Jokes
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Noob butter eater.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans donβt like the taste of monkey.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
