I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
