Politics jokes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
"Welcome to the gulag."
"Death to the west!"
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What about women's lefts?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?