Politics jokes
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
TDS? More like STDs.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Memes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
He wasn't that bad.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.