Politics jokes
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!