Politics jokes
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
TDS? More like STDs.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.