Politics jokes

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?

An orange tree! :>

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

He wasn't that bad.

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)