Politics jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Memes
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.