Politics jokes
Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
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How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
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